• Sat, May 27, 2017
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The Noob's guide to Old School Metal (Part I)

Jul 30, 04:12pm

Brush up your knowledge on heavy metal history with part I of our guide to Old School Metal. No twin-guitar posturing, no spandex. Only tr00 facts.

Corona is an awesome beer.
Corna is a part of the eye.

There are two clearly mis-represented facts written above. While we will let you live on with one of the two and contribute towards the maintenance of the lime (you know what I mean) that segregates us into noobs and pros, we’ll have to pull out our guns on the ignorance that stinks out of the other. You can be a Jack Johnson fan for all we care (and, as a consequence, a non-existent entity) but if you’re going to hit upon that dude/chick who likes Judas Priest because life could do that to you, then we suggest you brush up your knowledge on heavy metal history before you take your chance. No twin-guitar posturing, no spandex. Only tr00 facts.

 


 

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